theanti90smovement:

how to be cool in 1 easy step
step 1: give me $10,000,000

(via muahrails)

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

(via thelioncunt)

palstagram:

[says goodnight]

[reblogs 200 more posts]

(Source: kittenstyles, via cheap-and-sleazy-but-not-so-easy)

rehabbed:

if snails can sleep for 3 years at a time then so can i

(via muahrails)

yzma:

yeah childbirth is bad but have u knelt on a piece of lego

(via cheap-and-sleazy-but-not-so-easy)

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

abithehugslut:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

trottablogga:

alltimeboners:

• DO
• NOT
• SCREAM
• DURING
• THE
• BANDS
• MOST
• EMOTIONAL
• HEARTWRENCHING
• ACOUSTIC
• SONG
• I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT

*cough* therapy *cough*

*cough* What a Catch,Donnie *cough*

*cough* cancer *cough*

well not anymore

(via lifeonthekillingscene)

fuckinq:

hebrewprincess:

WHAT DO I DO HE ASKED ME TO THE MOVIES???

bring 6 condoms and some lube

(via heartless)

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

(Source: gundamibuki, via nales)