how to be cool in 1 easy step
step 1: give me $10,000,000
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
[reblogs 200 more posts]
yeah childbirth is bad but have u knelt on a piece of lego
- I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
*cough* therapy *cough*
*cough* What a Catch,Donnie *cough*
*cough* cancer *cough*
well not anymore
WHAT DO I DO HE ASKED ME TO THE MOVIES???
bring 6 condoms and some lube
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.